{"id":7437468663994,"title":"Wooden Papercut Postcard💓","handle":"wooden-papercut-postcard💓","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhether this Jar of Fucks sits on your desk at work or on a bookshelf,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003elet it be a physical reminder that your fucks are a precious resource. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't let all the frustrations in the world distract you from what’s really important.😊\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"495\" width=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/810d54e3ac38c2cc4d40faf375c77a78c8e0a47f.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou were born with a bunch of shit so you spend it like a kid with a credit card. 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Oh, someone at work needs my help with something that isn't my job? I'll do my best to give out some fucks, but this month is pretty tight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen as you get older you only get 1-2 fucks a month and those fucks are damn valuable. You give it to your family, your hobbies, and your job, but that's about it. It's not your fault - \u003cspan style=\"color: #a4a581;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ethe fucks expire too fast. 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This is, quite simply, Fuckonomics.\u003cimg data-mce-fragment=\"1\" height=\"486\" width=\"486\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/8069aac8cc771226a6e0611a0e3a8f44b52d9b83.jpeg\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #c4752c;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e wood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/1_233d5354-8484-4ecc-9fdd-3e0eebb566f1_480x480.jpg?v=1691376080\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/2_e8b54945-a294-47f7-94ae-c1dd837f5513_480x480.jpg?v=1691376179\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/3_be46f8e2-b513-4783-b111-27b04a6e2f46_480x480.jpg?v=1691376203\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePackage\u003c\/strong\u003e: 1 * Wooden Papercut Postcard (Total 100 Words）\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #c4752c;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNOTE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlease allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDue to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed in the pictures.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e"}